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Declaratii ale soferilor... dupa accidente

1.-Cealalta masina a intrat in mine fara sa ma atentioneze asupra intentiilor ei.

2.-M-am lovit cu un camion stationar venind din sens invers.

3.-Am plecat de la marginea soselei, m-am uitat la soacra mea si am trecut peste parapet.

4.-Incercind sa omor o musca, am intrat cu masina intr-un stilp de telegraf.

5.-Conduceam masina de 40 de ani cind am adormit la volan si am avut un accident.

6.-Cind m-am apropiat de intersectie, un semn stop a aparut in locul in care nici un semn stop nu mai aparuse vreodata. Nu am reusit sa opresc masina la timp.

7.-Ca sa evit lovirea barei masinii din fata, am calcat pietonul.

8.-Masina mea era parcata in mod regulamentar cind a lovit cu spatele celalalt vehicul.

9.-O masina invizibila a aparut de nicaieri, mi-a lovit vehiculul si a disparut.

10.-Pietonul nu stia in ce directie sa se indrepte, asa ca l-am calcat.

11.-Cauza indirecta a accidentului a fost un ins marunt intr-o masina mica cu o gura mare.

12.-Stalpul de telefon se apropia repede. Am incercat sa virez in afara directiei lui cind el m-a lovit in fata.

13.-Am claxonat pietonul, dar el se holba la mine.

14.-Pe un formular de asigurare (soferul lovise o vaca):
-Cum ati avertizat dvs.?
-Claxon.
-Cum a avertizat celalalt?
-Muuu!

15.-Apropiindu-ma de intersectie, nu am vazut nici un vehicul venind din dreapta mea, asa ca am lovit masina din fata.

16.-Parbrizul spart. Cauza necunoscuta. Probabil voodoo.

17.-Masina din fata mea a lovit pietonul, dar acesta s-a sculat asa ca l-am lovit si eu.

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Diana-Damian a intrebat pe 28.06.2012 in categoria Muzica:

Cum se numeste melodia asta?

E a lui Jessie J ceva in genul We dont need you money money money is so abastrece you now ........ nu stiu daca am scris bien dar cum se numeste?

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Kory_love a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

Price tag- Jesse J

joiko3 a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

Jessie J price tag si versurile erau:
We don't need your money,money,money
We just want to make the world dance
Forget about the price tag.

Diana-Damian a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

[Jessie J]
Seems like everybody's got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the tale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile

Why is everybody so serious!
Acting so damn mysterious
You got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good time.

[Pre-chorus]
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
Well pay them with love tonight...

[Chorus]

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag

Ain't about the (ha) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

[Jessie J - Verse 2]
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all UNITE!
And it wasn't low blows and video Hoes,
Am I the only one gettin'... tired?

Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now

Guarantee we'll be feelin
All right.

[Pre-chorus]
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
Well pay them with love tonight...

[Chorus]

[B.o.B]
Yeah yeah
well, keep the price tag
and take the cash back
just give me six streams and a half stack
and you can keep the cars
leave me the garage
and all I..
yes all I need are keys and guitars
and guess what, in 30 seconds I'm leaving to Mars
yes we leaving across these undefeatable odds
its like this man, you can't put a price on the life
we do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynight
so we aint gon stumble and fall never
waiting to see, a sign of defeat uh uh
so we gon keep everyone moving their feet
so bring back the beat and everybody sing
it's not about...

[Chorus x2]

[Jessie J -Outro]
Yeah yeah
oo-oooh
forget about the price tag
[End]

by Naomï Gonzales;)

Versuri de la: http://www.

ArisaEbisawa a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

Defapt, cauta tu pe yt : Jessie J Price Tag Lyrics si ai sa vezi ca e cum a zis Dexter, ce zici tu e...cum se aude probabil:))

Diana-Damian a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

eu nu am auzit asa e we dont ned you many many many is so abstarcde you no me haind stel refren: bablain bablain babalain for change change bablain babalain

DexterMorgan a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

We dont need your money, money, money/ We just wanna make the world dance, / Forget about the Price Tag.

Diana-Damian a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

corecteaza fratele meu

DexterMorgan a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

Ma abtin sa nu iti corectez versurile alea :D.

ArisaEbisawa a raspuns pe 28.06.2012:

Jessie j - Price Tag