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hi
my name is what,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is huh,
my name is what,
my name is Slim Shady

Hi kids, do you like violence
wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
trough each one of eyelids.
Wanna copy me and do exactly like
i did try sin and fucked up
worse than my life is
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin
to get my head stright but I can't figure out which Spice Girl
i wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you a bass head) uh uh (than why's your face red, man you wasted)
Well since age twelve I felt like
I'm someone else from the top bunk with a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela
Lee's tits off and smacked her so
hard I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kriss Kross.
I'll smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass faster than a
fat bitch who sat down too fast.
Come here slut (Shady wait a minute
that's my girl dog) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world
off

My English teacher wanted to have
sex in Junior High the only problem
was my English teacher was a guy.
I smacked him in his face with an
eraser chased him with a stapler and
stapled his nuts to a stack of paper.
Walkednin a strip club, had my
jacket zipped up flashed the
bartender and stuck my dick in the
tip cup.
Extra-terrestr ial killin pedestrians,
rapin lesbians while they screamin
(let's just be friends).
Nunety-ni ne percent of my life I was
lied to I just found out my mom does
more dope than I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous
rapper make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her.
You know you blew up with the women
rush your stands and try to touch
your hands like some screamin Usher
fans.

This guy White Castle me for
my autograph so I signed it 'Dear Dave, Thanks for the support asshole.

hi,
my name is huh,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is what,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady.
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be
locked away.
Dr. Dre don't just stand there,
operate.
I' m not ready to leave, it's too
scary to die I'll rather be carried
inside a cemetery and buried alive.
Am I comun or goin, I can barely
decide I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare me to drive.
All my life I was very deprived I
ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide.
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I fuck anything
that walks.
When I was little I used to get so
hungry I would throw fits (how you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got no tits).
I lay awake and strap myself in bed,
with a bulletproof vest on and shoot
myself in the head.
And I'm steamin mad, and by the way
when you see my dad, tell em I shit his throat in this dream I had.

hi,
my name is what,
my name is who,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is huh,
my name is what,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is who,
my name is huh,
my name is Slim Shady hi,
my name is huh,
my name is who,
my name is Slim
Shady.